first and foremost, i'd just like to say that i'm starting to not be able to tell the difference between Ashlee and Jessica Simpson anymore. it's creepy and stuff.

secondly, i went and saw the supersexy midnight showing of Pirates of the Carribbean on a whim after work, and it was quite good. I've always been a fan of Disney's amazing ability to ( Read more... )

i normally wouldn't have updated again, but uh..... i just wanted to say that the new MTV show Why Can't I Be You? is creepy and a half. No, really. Who the fuck seriously said "Man, that's a great idea" and green-lighted this production?

probably the same guy who did Yo Mommawith that in mind, any volunteers? you know you're secretly envious ( Read more... )

who the fuck do i think i am to give out advice about ANYTHING? seriously.

...and even worse-- god help the souls who actually listen to anything i have to say.

oh, and BTW-- what i remember about last night. was. AWESOME.

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in short, i'd like to begin by saying that the Baton Rouge Zoo is about the biggest disappointment since the Rent movie ( Read more... )

only at the wonderful company that is Raising Cane's is the following phrase both appropriate and relevant:

"Chad's taking it in the hole"

(pun not originally intended)

and now, getting ready to scamper off to BR for the night. call if you're there or if you wish you were!!!

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i tend to think almost 20 years of complete, utter dysfunction is going to be a hard habit to break.

and if it can be broken, then it's going to take a hell of a lot longer than one summer.

this is going to be a long fucking summer.

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i got a cornial abrasion.

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i swear ( Read more... )