AHAHAHAHKRLKGAJKGLEPA0!!!

4 words:
LMAO
ROFL
OMFG
BALLS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

funniest. night. ever.

Cake+Boys+Pretty Pretty Princess+Aerobics Hour?!+Random Acts of Pantsing = OMFGGGGGG funny.

haven't laughed that hard for so long in a while.

... i love you guys. i love you guys no matter how gay you get

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first and foremost, fuck you Myspace Blogs. You're difficult to work with and you don't save shit so fuck you for deleting that MASSIVEASS PICTURE ENTRY ( Read more... )

MOVING?! TOMORROW?!? NOT PACKED ( Read more... )

Dear Hollywood, the Internet, all forms of Entertainment Media, Corporate America, Samuel L. Jackson and any person REMOTELY involved in producing and/or promoting Snakes on a Plane,

FUCK YOU.No. Seriously ( Read more... )

totally ripped this from Blayne, primarily as an excuse to update this mothafuckah because i haven't in ages:

Top Five Meme!

Top fives! Give me a topic and I'll list my top 5 things. If it's pictures I'll provide them, same with songs. It can be anything you want.

have at.

oh, and this is when we went to Destin. them picsand i just realized ( Read more... )

i just remembered i'm going to Florida on Wednesday.

and i didn't get jack shit done tonight. oops!

( shit i should probably get done sometime tomorrow before work )

i don't know what it is. i'm not sure if it's the weather, wherever i'm at in my hormonal cycle or what ( Read more... )

I have a very urgent and highly upsetting announcement.

i figured it out. i know what's wrong with me now. For the past few days I've been stressed, depressed, tense, irritable, and frankly, a little gassy. and i think i've got the solution to my troubles:

I NEED TO GET LAID. NOW.i'll be accepting applications/solicitations/vibrators all ( Read more... )

i almost wrote a vague, emotional, one-sentence entry.

but then i remembered i'm not a fag.

::end scene::

i just told lauren and paul all about this, but i think all of LJ needs to hear this story as well ( Read more... )