To tell it to you straight, our generation are the lost.

We were born on the borders between eras, raised in the demilitarized zone, and will die in the enemy territory of the next world order. The Singularity will steamroll us.

Our Saturday Morning Cartoons were interrupted by footage of a wall being torn down, a wall we hardly understood; our ( Read more... )

I'm supposed to be writing some shitless dissertation on the Homeric 'heroic ethic of Odysseus' for my world literature class, but instead this thing fell out of my head. Broadsided. Instead of working to secure my future through good work on papers for classes I need to pass the esteemed strata of the so-called higher education, I'm whipped into ( Read more... )

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Uwe Boll, of 'various shit (in low concept, but powerful in high concept) video game movies' fame has fired back after Wired Magazine's Chris Kohler lambasted his recent film adaptation of "POSTAL" for being, well, you know, a Uwe Boll movie ( Read more... )

You'll just be walking along, then all of a sudden you will be attacked by a god-damned German Shepherd with giant fucking ears. It has an american flag bandanna tied around it's neck.

YOU CAN'T RUN, It Can Hear You.

Who will save you now? THE POLICE DON'T CARE; WHO WILL SAVE YOU NOW?

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Hey, happy one year anniversary Crystel!

I'm pretty sure one of my co-workers is an illuminati plant charged with keeping tabs on me.

Trying to treat freemasonry like its some kind of common knowledge. He's good. But I'm better.

I'm on to him. I was on to his shit the moment the word "Mason" came out of his mouth.

This is a post on the internet about your birthday. I know it isn't OFFICIALLY it yet, sometime after seven tonight; but know that I'm thinking of you and how you're stranded down in who knows where with your family. Happy birthday <3.

SEE YA RE: MEATS/STINGRAY

SIGNED,
BIRDTHINK.