Director, Screenwriter, Producer...I AM the movie.

[unbeavable]

I am the greatest, coolest, wittiest, most charming young man to ever live...if you don't count real life. See, I have this problem. My mind is active, my imagination is wild and free, my ideas are painstakingly, and brilliantly, detailed, but I'm not.

I have the solution to every scenario. I have the witty response to every comment. I have the

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Oh, E Milly (Since you think that's a dumb name)

[anonymous]

You are super writer boy. If writing for ESPN the Magazine (what a dumb, unecessarily long name for a magazine) doesn't work out, you really could be a screen writer. Or, you can work on that book. And damnit you better dedicate it to me.

I love you E Milly (hehe)

Love, Beth

can it possibly get better?

[anonymous]

Eric I cannot tell you how inspiring your writing is. It makes me want to be a better person. I can relate to every aspect of this masterpiece. I laughed, I cried, I experienced emotions I never thought possible. You are truly a genius and deserve to be recognized for your brilliance. Thank you for your words, Eric, they will never be forgotten.

YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[anonymous]

U ROOL E MUNEY!!! U RIGHT LIKE NO OTHUR!!! KEYP POSTING DAWG, IYL KEYP REEDING!!!

The master of Analogy

[anonymous]

Eric, you sure have a lot to say when you get going? I'm envious of you uncanny ability to create pictures out of all situations, no matter how vague they continue to come across. Keep up the writing, but try and be happy too...all this girl talk could be consolidated into one good chick flick as you said...talk to hollywood, they'll underestand.
-charissa

Har-d-har-har.

[anonymous]

Okay- so here's my brilliant plan. Have you ever seen the movie "About a Boy"? If you haven't, you need to, and then set to writing the screenplay of your life. See, take all these journal entries and somehow consolidate them into a movie that is, well figuratively, about you. You could use all your potential girl meetings, your hilarious pyschology class antics, your aventures as the older brother, and combine it all into one thought-provoking, cult classic. I totally have faith in this idea. Write it out, sell it to Hollywood, and then produce it. You could even sit in on the casting when they pick the kid who plays "you". Haha. YES! The only thing is- you have to take ME to the premier since technically it was MY idea. Sound good? I think so. Love you kid.
xoxo Samantha