First things first:
Washington Post dabbles in the questionable.

In other news, I am completely awesome. Critics give me 5 stars.

Babies everywhere!
Congrats to Chris and Miranda who had a beautiful baby boy recently.
Congrats to minismee and Jimmy who are expecting a mini-person in or around mid-March.
Congrats to thenicedime and Michael who are expecting a baby before the year is up ( Read more... )

My coworker gave me one of those plastic insert-tab-into-slot pirate ship kits for my desk. He explained that someone had given it to his 4-year-old son. "We're raising him ninja, though, so he can't have it."

Conversation of the Day:
Me: I am still living in the dark ages. This isn't a computer, it's just a complicated abacus!
Rutger: Who uses computers? I shout ones and zeroes into a phone.

You've played trash can basketball, I'm sure.
My boss made a basket and shouted, "Michael Jordan!"
Then he turned to us and said, conversationally, "You know, after 'Space Jam,' nothing was the same."

Anyway - have a good holiday.

I live in Central Texas. As a resident of the southern portion of the United States, I regularly face untold peril ( Read more... )

Thank you, aeryn42, for an awesome AWESOME link analyzing rap through charts and graphs.

This one is my favorite (you can click it to see the rest):


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The comic has been going well, I think. I've started coloring it, but I'm only using Crayola colored pencils. The peach colored pencil keeps breaking, which makes me sad. It's about three inches shorter than all the others ( Read more... )

I was processing some expense receipts today, and one was from a business dinner at Nutty Brown Cafe in Louisiana.

The server's name was "Zombie Slayer."

Today's Spam Mail:

Subject:
Would for the king's sake he were.
Message:
He urged firms especially those in sensitive industries to look at detailed personnel.
This file would then trigger another program that was the actual pernicious.

Riiiiight.