Ballad of a Benner Vacation
There once was a young man named Michael B
Who went on vacation with his family.
They went to the arch, they went to the zoo,
They went to the bowling museum, too.
His mother was crazy, a terrible pest.
Every day she would ask, “What did you like best?
Was it the river, the great Mississipp?
Was it the ice cream, mint chip
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