It could be easier, but why would you want it to be?

[unclebebby]

I can honestly say that, despite sudden mood swings, irrepressible angers, muddled thought patterns, or other indecipherable acts, that I have never taken a life of another human being, nor have I taken my own.

That's not a bad way to live.

Large walking balls of steak, on the other hand, I'm very guilty of.

Once again, not a bad way to live.

Comments

[kylesplawn]

They'd graze on your flesh given half a chance. They only settle for grass because they know we are their masters and eaters.

[unclebebby]

that's been my long standing theory for cats, but god damn, steaknimals too!?

[kylesplawn]

Why do you think beef is so lean nowadays? The USDA prohibits farmers from using hookers and naughty children as feed.

[unclebebby]

this would also explain why hookers and naughty children meat are so cheap nowadays, I'M BALLOONING!