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Uncle Meat --

[noun]:

A hermit living in the big city

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Your Nutritional Information:
Servings Per Container: 1

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% Daily Value

Sweetness:27 g54%

Bitterness:566 mg51%

Power:28 g80%

Healthful:240 mg96%

Excitement:987 mg90%

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Deliciousness:82%

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UncleMeaty's Random Movie Quote:

'Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that little hat on?'

- Jimmy Dugan, A League of Their Own

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about UncleMeat!

1. It took UncleMeat 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
2. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat UncleMeat'!
3. You should always open UncleMeat at least an hour before drinking him!
4. UncleMeat has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Give myself an anal probe.

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