well what's 2 years in the grand scheme of things ?

[unclemelissa]

The reason for my agonizing shame and embarassment:

There is a folder sitting on my desktop. In this folder I keep a single picture of each person I have slept with.

the folder is titled " the history of ice fishing and how it relates to your mother" .
It's cryptic.

The reason for my dibilitating depression:I am 20

Comments

[dalbino83]

Any 40 year old man? Or a particular 40 year old man?

[unclemelissa]

why ? do you have some way of contacting patrick dempsy?

[dalbino83]

Don't you mean Jimbo Scott?

I heard he died of ebola.

[xcamelopardalis]

i find it odd that you think there is a wrong time to mention the desire to sleep with a 40 year old man. There is no wrong time, all times are right times. For instance, in the middle of class, my art history teacher might ask "and this statuette of a small woman found in a suburb of Germany is called what?" and i might raise my hand and say "Women of Willendorf, and might i add i want to sleep with a 40 year old man" and no one would even bat an eyelash

[unclemelissa]

these are the pearls of wisdom that i have been lost without

[_in_pieces]

i have a similar desktop folder! the title is slightly less cryptic and also includes prospects.

i hope you are doing well.

[unclemelissa]

People that i have slept with and am willing to sleep with - Joanna

prospect#1-7: Faulders

[_in_pieces]

if that was an attempt at making me vomit, you have succeeded. you and both know that he is a closet lover of penis. clearly, i would not be able to accomodate his needs.

[dismembering_me]

Hahahahahahahaha.

Wow.

What would you do without Mr. Sheinbergs class? Never have an excuse to update your lj again until now.