7 cops raided my house this morning looking for my former roommate.

Which one of you little photogrofarts has a Flickr account?

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Try not to wet your panties. Ellen Degeneres is the new covergirl.

If you want to make your pussy wet, go here

If you want to look at boobs and watch sexy time scenes from all your favorite movies go here

so... how have you all been for the past 2 years?

If you want to make your pussy wet, go here

If you want to look at boobs and watch sexy time scenes from all your favorite movies go here

so... how have you all been for the past 2 years?

.HEART.

swollen and hardened and turned on it's side.
poisoning the body to which it has lied
spreading the venom that seaps through it's skin
above and below the curled bones it's caged in

The reason for my agonizing shame and embarassment:

There is a folder sitting on my desktop. In this folder I keep a single picture of each person I have slept with.

the folder is titled " the history of ice fishing and how it relates to your mother" .
It's cryptic.

The reason for my dibilitating depression:I am 20 ( Read more... )

blow to my massive ego-check


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