Checking the time on his car radio he found himself a few miles from her house and ten minutes behind schedule. ‘Damn’ he thought to himself as he sped towards his destination. They had never met before tonight and he had hoped to make a good impression, being late was not it. As he pulled into her driveway he turned off the car, gathered his ( Read more... )

You gotta shave before you put those on. God willing all of these girls are at least 18.

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George Bush, Laura Bush and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force One. George looks at Laura and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy." Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Cheney says, "I could throw ( Read more... )

Had the most amazing role play last night. This girl and I have started playing online, but it's not your standard cybering. It's actually quite interesting the way it plays out. We usually role play as a maid or servant and the other is the master of some sort. We like to set the stage in a victorian type era, lots of sneaking around and VERY ( Read more... )

Dubyah

I could do this for hours

I got some Gen. Tso's for lunch -- haven't had "fast food" in a couple weeks -- and it's killing me! I thought I could handle this stuff but three pieces and some rice later my stomach is cursing my name! I can't decide if I should continue eating or not.

How the fuck are you gonna tell me Metallica© won the grammy for best metal album when Anthrax's 'We've Come For You All' kicks the shit out of anything that's been released in the past decade!

fuck the grammy's!

Does anyone else watch 'My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance'? That's the damn funniest show I've ever seen! I feel bad for the girl, all the shit she's going through just to have her family end up pissed at her.

She does have beautiful eyes though.