PRONGERS GONNA PRONG

[und3clared]

i'm chris pronger and i don't give a fuck.
i'll elbow you in the face and i'll steal your hockey puck.
my smile makes ladies quiver in their underwear,
i skate around on the ice like i just don’t fuckin care.
i have enough room for two inside my gap
so watch out or get stuck inside my trap.
i steal pucks and make babies cry
i punch you in the

Comments

[dragonblk17]

i have enough room for two inside my gap

Oh my God.

[gunskillgirls]

i get the carcillo love, but i don't get the pronger love!!! lol

watch this and maybe you'll get it

[und3clared]

Re: watch this and maybe you'll get it

[gunskillgirls]

i do think the whole taking the puck debacle is hilar. i don't really think he's hot though LOL but i mean come on i think ovechkin is hot so obviously my opinion is invalid lol

Re: watch this and maybe you'll get it

[und3clared]

well hes not really hot, he's just adorable, hansom and charming to me. like if he was on a different team, i'd have no problem.

[ashleykayyxoxo]

I am SO glad I'm not the only one to find him attractive. I felt like such a traitor for a while but psssh I can't help it ;P