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Crosby (Baby parody)
Ohh wooaah (3x)
You know I miss you, you know I care.
Just take your time, rest and repair.
I’ll give you love, I’ll cure your heart.
And you will never ever ever fall apart.
Out for the season? Oh Sid quit playing.
Just one more month, what are you saying?
Say there’s another then look right in my eyes.
The next one is concussed for the first time.
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eighty seven (black and yellow)
yeah, uh huh you know what it is,
eighty seven, eighty seven, eighty seven, eighty seven.
yeah, uh huh you know what it is,
eighty seven, eighty seven, eighty seven, eighty seven.
yeah uh huh, you know what it is,
every thing he do, people bitch.
uh huh, screaming crosby sucks
and when he scores, he gives no fucks.
reppin my captain when you ( Read more... ) -
Runaway parody (Crosby and Fleury)
Crosby:
And I always find, yeah, I always find ways to win.
I be putting up stats every day it should be a sin.
I'm so gifted at doin' what the NHL likes the most.
So I think it's time for the league to have a toast.
Let's have a toast for all my points,
Let's have a toast for all my goals,
Let's have a toast for my teammates,
Without them I ( Read more... ) -
So it's almost been a week since....
I went to the Penguins game in Buffalo. I've been too lazy to make a post until now.
I don't wanna make it too long so here is the cliff notes version.
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Taylor Swift's song about Sidney Crosby called, Meat Over Chicken.
I saw you over there standing alone in a corner.
You had your shirt tucked in and stared around with your gentle eyes.
I decided it was time, for me to come on over.
You were really shy and short on words.
I really tried my best to impress.
I wore a purple dress.
You made a corny joke and you laughed at it.
I faked a laugh so you would think you' ( Read more... ) -
FRIENDS CUT
So I don't do this often but I needed to clean out my friends list because I have a lot of people I don't even talk to anymore.
Sorry if you're one of the people who got cut. Nothing personal. :/ -
PRONGERS GONNA PRONG
i'm chris pronger and i don't give a fuck.
i'll elbow you in the face and i'll steal your hockey puck.
my smile makes ladies quiver in their underwear,
i skate around on the ice like i just don’t fuckin care.
i have enough room for two inside my gap
so watch out or get stuck inside my trap.
i steal pucks and make babies cry
i punch you in the ( Read more... )
