I can't stress how IMPORTANT this is!!! Please read!!!

[undead_rtwa]

A friend of mine sent me a copy of this to let me know it was going around again. I've read it once. If anyone here makes me read it again, mark my words:

I WILL hunt you down, and I WILL do grevious bodily injury to you. I may even hold you down and pluck out your eyeballs with a hot ice-cream spoon. Don't say you weren't warned!

Comments

[nickcastle54]

would you be willing to make it a spork? an ice cream spoon seems a bit...froo froo...but a spork on the other hand...now there's an instrument with which to deal pain...+1 if it's from taco bell...due to it's masterwork status. :D

[undead_rtwa]

If you don't stop taunting me I WILL urinate in the socket when I'm done.

[undead_rtwa]

That's a shame, because I really think we SHOULD treasure life. Why little Jimmy McDorkenhorfer had terminal bladder sepsis and had to be eaten by his snow-bound relatives after his death... tragic really.

[mr_quackenbush]

how about this, we all try to find other ways to get around besides driving alone in cars, try to avoid using electricity, buy less gas, demand goes down, supply increases, crude oil prices go down, and bam, gas prices are more reasonable.

[undead_rtwa]

There's a small error in the mechanics you describe: what you mention won't increase supply, but instead lower equilibrium price due to lowered demand.

However, that doesn't in any way invalidate what you're saying. Those suggestions are otherwise 100% on.

[trailhoundz]

Thanks Matt for working through that email. I've received two this past week and was wondering if it was worth passing it along (I myself use a Citgo station,but still). It was a good thing I read your post before I did, LOL. Thanks for the info!

Jen :o)

[undead_rtwa]

Due to the nature of the internet, it's ALWAYS a good idea to check any chain letter or something of a similar nature with various hoax sites before passing them around.