Wet Boxers Competition

[undercard]

 Do you feel a draft? An uncomfortably intimate draft? If not, you must be female. Otherwise, you're probably standing on the heated stage in the middle of the Mall, with warm buckets of water balanced precariously overhead. There are signs everywhere, but just in case anyone happens to miss the group of men dressed only in their boxers on stage, a

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[junpei_iori]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??? *Junpei is squirming in his joystick-motifed (heh) boxers.* Why???

[undercard]

'He's no Casanova, but he wears his heart on his sleeve...when he has clothing on. Nows your chance to check out our resident laid-back gamers personal, home-made joystick!"

[junpei_iori]

What??? WAIT!!! *Too late. He screams as the water's dumped on him, revealing all.*

[undercard]

This is incredibly surreal, especially while high. Akihiko's blushing profusely enough that his entire body is rendered a peculiar shade of pink, and he throws his body from side to side in some effort to escape the temporary binding spell.

"...Bullshit! My stuff is for arranged events only! And with only one lady!" Although he wouldn't say no to two.

[demifemme]

*Shura is not giggling. Not at all. She's not hiding her face behind her judging board either.*

[undercard]

Akihiko whips his head around to stare at her, for once keeping his eyes firmly on hers. He pulls a weird face, shuffling uncomfortably on the spot and turning his head away.

"C-couldn't you wear a shirt to this competition?" She's making this harder than it should be. In public.

[demifemme]

*She looks up at him, regaining her composure.* That bad?

[undercard]

"He's rough around the edges but comes with a smooth, creamy center. Don't let this puppy scare you away! He's all bark and hardly any bite...unless that's how you want it."

[emptylightnin]

...Scoots away much faster than he should.

[papadojima]

I'll get you for this, whoever or whatever you are! This is child abuse!!! *Not for him, of course, dressed in bright red boxers, but all the participants are young enough to be his nephew!!! This is wrong on so many levels!*

[undercard]

"So's negligence." The voice chuckles, never losing the advertisement quality in its tone. "Introducing the feisty detective with a penchant for coffee! The years may have worn him down, but a true policeman never lays down without a fight or bribe!"

[papadojima]

HEY! I've never taken a bribe and I'm not about to start! GYAH!!!

*Have your dose of water, Dojima-san~.*

[1voiceofreason]

*Another day, another humiliation... hope the judges like body hair, because even when no compared to the kids, Adil's front and legs are not exactly lacking.*

[1voiceofreason]

What. Do I have to try to take it off on top of everything?