i just killed a bat. my sister woke me up at 430 in the morning screaming there was a bat in her room. i go up with a stick and sure enough a fucking bat starts flying at my face. so i fucking whacked that shit as hard as i could with my stick and down it went. i am now a man. what a way to kick off a birthday.

so i had to shit in a park today and had to use one of my top 5 favorite shirts to wipe my ass. yes, i said i shat in a park today, not a park bathroom. no, i am not proud but i'm not ashamed either. here's the story...i was at a farmer's market in a park. there were no bathrooms or "port-a-johns" available. so i followed a path througth some ( Read more... )

living in new hampshire sucks man

the end.

this just in

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( Rugby Banquet )

me and john saw this guy that tried to sell me drugs earler in the month. we go to him. says he can get us a quarter for $100 of purple haze. we only have 90 on us. so we give him 90, he gives us his wallet (so we know he isnt just going to leave), tells his wife to go get the pot, then we go to 7-11 which is just down the block to use the ATM. i ( Read more... )

if anybody wants a gecko named frank...i have one i'd like to give to you.

i fucking swanton bombed the pavement last night.

my neck hurts now.

ooooHHOOO I FUCK BITCHES
IAM GAY
I WIKKL;IKE PENIISL

I LOVE THE PEN 15
SO MCUH

I LOVE GIRLS
SIKE
I DONT LIKE GIRLS
AND I DONT LIKE EMO GIRLS
I HATE GIRLS
THEY HAVE COOOTIIIES
BUT ITS OK I HAVE MY COOTIES SHOT
OH YEAH
A BIG MISTAKE
HYAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA

I LOVE HANA CHUNG
I DIDNT FLUSH
WMAHAHHAHHAHAA
OH YEAH

YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE

OH NO

u huh uh uh uh
ha ha ha ha
wha twhat what what
on your mark ready set lets go dande foloor pro i go psycho when my new joint hit

now hunny honey come ride

you gotta prada bag with a lot of suttfff in it

bitch

IT'S FOR THE LOOK
I DONT FUCKING LIGHT THAT SHIT