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Weather Blog
For a month I've been checking the interactive weather map every single day that I wake up with my computer. Today is spent like many days watching the little red and yellow blobs come closer to cool off my brick oven apartment while I think about things to do that don't require going out, instead of doing those things I sit and think about them, ( Read more... ) -
really depressing thoughts. /
He could overheat himself in a hot tub, by accident of course. Aneurysms. That one would almost be heroic, but it won't happen that way if I have anything to do with it I'm sure. Cardiac arrest is just so obvious. Check Check Check. Okay. Lions and tigers and bears. Allright, that's it. He's made up his mind. Timmy Treadwell had it all figured out ( Read more... ) -
Question
Whipped cream on everything. Beer, Juice, coffee of course, I don't know about sex(!!!) I don't have much of it around at the moment... not that its something you or anyone keeps in the fridge with the juice. Or maybe you do. Maybe the whipped cream IS your sex. Is it mine? For now... no, not quite. My sex is still something else, its not ( Read more... ) -
What are you on?
I am on the sheets which are on the mattress which is on the bed on the floor on the first floor on the basement on the ground and in the ground at the same time. I am on the earth on a twenty four hour clock which is on time all the time every time. So I must be on time. -
Mark Twain, twelve feet under, general relativity
Upon further inspection they're'sn't a thing wrong with me except I haven't written more than five pages in four months. Preparations for the move south to hot weather, a place where I can feel good about getting up in the morning, because instead of passing out the early morning hours in a greasepit alley puddle, I'll have many open grassy fields ( Read more... ) -
Lightbulb. Lightning bolt. life flash.
I've been able to wrap my life up into a nice little cheesy burrito. It seems to me, that at some point in my life, I began to believe myself to be the Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer- and that one day, the santa would come, and need me to save christmas. Only now I've just this eve found that santa claus does not exist, and neither does christmas, ( Read more... ) -
couped up and full of wheat
Covered it all up, with leaves and grass. Under the hope that it might not ruin my funny sayings. Can't believe I've finally made something buttered and toasted. Hope all good things here will be better soon, that doesn't make scents, marjoram, anyway- my dog is fried. NOT CANNY READ its. Tickles. But it isn't ticklish. Over and over the bow goes ( Read more... ) -
Everything I know about dogs.
They say they dont sweat but that fur smells like something else anyway ( Read more... ) -
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There is a girl that I know that is not gorgeous but very cute and smart, I've known this for a long time. We'll say it was a very long time ago, it was, I can't even remember but maybe two or three situations of it, over a period of my adolescence. Its the smart chicks that get tits first, maybe. I haven't studied that too much. And its not that ( Read more... ) -
i dont know i dont know i dont know
strange mechanical mantras keep running through my brain- stupid shit- like: "Santa's going to open a fucking restarant." Over and over again. i know this is mostly from lack of excercize or at least i think so, or going a week on synthetic opiates or just sleeping too much, i just don't know, "the money's still good its just got a hole in it!" ( Read more... )