“Vacuum is a frickin’ ugly word” or “fecal matter: oh god, it’s all over your face!!”

[underside]

Did anyone know that I really like vacuuming? That is probably strange to anyone who knows me at all, ‘cause one of the first things you learn about me is I’m not a very neat person (whether it comes to personal appearance or the tidiness of my residence.) but there’s something about seeing a messy floor one second (scraps of paper, residual string

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[pandamarie]

someday you will explain where the 2nd title options come from. i bought the first two seasons of pete and pete yesterday (there are only 3). it makes me think of you. i hope you come see me soon. and when my car is not in such bad shape i will come see you finally.

fecal matter etc., etc.

[underside]

i was thinking about the whole cleaning thing and my mind went off on some tangent (no that never happens...) about how fecal matter is really all over the place and i though about how they have those videos in heath class that always start of with a screen that reads "TITLE: Bizarre Related Subtitle" like "breast cancer: the little lump that kills" or "Chlamydia: it's not just for sluts anymore (or is it?)" because you know sometimes they like to throw a parenthetical statement in there just for the fun of it. so, yeah, i just put those two things together.