I came out to my car this morning and found, for the first time this season, frost. New England weather is so disheartening, no wonder the Puritans decided to settle here instead of, oh say, Florida. I’m actually quite sure it really had nothing to due with the fact that the climate in general matched their dispositions, but is kind of funny ( Read more... )

I’m getting so tired of eating at Dunkin’ Donuts. The guy that serves us is so freakin’ slow I’m afraid a blood vessel in my eye is going to burst from sheer frustration. And he gives everyone attitude, I think it’s because we interrupt his quality paper reading time. Unfortunately there aren’t any other restaurants open at 2:00 (I spelled that ( Read more... )

quick post. i was just thinking about reproduction and the church: what's up with that ( Read more... )

( Dement Ional )

What is so insulting about being called harmless? Perhaps it’s the fact that the most positive thing someone can think to say about you is that you have no blatantly obvious negative traits. I’ve been called this before and no one I talked about it with seemed to know why it upset me so much. It’s true that one of my main goals in life is to simply ( Read more... )

so while stocking stationary two nights ago i couldn't help but observe that 3/4 of a drag queen brawl was being narrated in my head. here's a highlight ( Read more... )

Disclaimer:THIS is NOT all about orgasms ( Read more... )

Did anyone know that I really like vacuuming? That is probably strange to anyone who knows me at all, ‘cause one of the first things you learn about me is I’m not a very neat person (whether it comes to personal appearance or the tidiness of my residence.) but there’s something about seeing a messy floor one second (scraps of paper, residual string ( Read more... )

this might be one of the strangest things ever but i just found a support sight for Kip Kinkle and i have a strong desire to send him a message. i remember when the shooting happened. he's in collage now apparently (while in prison of course.) when i googled his name this underhanded anti-Semitic site came up. it was trying to say how jews caused ( Read more... )

i had so much i was thinking about while i was in the shower and now i can't remember any of it. i'll talk about something pointless instead. i've been playing with my ipod kinda non stop. the protector already has those little white plastic concussion marks on it, thank the holy moly i got that or the poor little thing would have been demolished ( Read more... )