Eleven Fools [Video]

[suaveleather]

[Zevran appears on the feed with a serious face. Those who pay special attention may notice a slight tic in the corner of his lips as he holds back a smile. He can do serious. Really.]

This is a dire situation which I require assistance with immediately.

[Dramatic pause.]I need somebody to evaluate my person in order to provide proof to

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[doesnotbrood]

[He blinks at the feed both in confusion and wary suspicion.]

You need someone to...evaluate your person?

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[suaveleather]

[A slow, solemn nod and the tic is slightly more visible.]

Yes. ...Are you offering?

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[doesnotbrood]

No, not without knowing what precisely I am offering.

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[suaveleather]

An evaluation of my person, of course. There is a matter between my comrade and I which requires a third person's point of view.

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[doesnotbrood]

What would I be evaluating, Zevran?

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[suaveleather]

My penis, of course!

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[doesnotbrood]

[Eyes narrow.] You want someone to evaluate your phallus?

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[suaveleather]

Yes. That is exactly what I am saying!

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[doesnotbrood]

Surely you have something more important to do.

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[suaveleather]

I could. [He pauses, grinning at Fenris.] But I do not. This matter is very important to me.

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[doesnotbrood]

Why precisely is the size of your phallus important? [A beat.] Don't answer that.

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[suaveleather]

But you asked? Surely that means you want to know, yes?

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[doesnotbrood]

I suppose I do have some sort of sick curiosity.

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[suaveleather]

Morrigan said I was little and I have to get somebody to vouch that I am not.

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[doesnotbrood]

Does Morrigan have any legitimate way of knowing this information?

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[suaveleather]

Yes. [He chuckles.]