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[undid]

You're going to die in seven hours - inevitably and in a way you cannot possibly change or otherwise prevent - and have simultaneously realized that you are - irreversibly - the largest dillhole to ever roam the earth and that the majority of your friends hate you, and will actively (and without qualm) partake and participate in your death. What

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[undid]

Well, Self, if I were given the option, I would probably just go ahead and either kill everyone I knew, or jump off a building just to fuck with 'em.

[undid]

A brilliant answer, Self! But please give other students a chance to answer wrong, next time.

[undid]

Of course, Self! But can't they still answer wrong? That was never a crime before.

[undid]

I suppose you're right, Self. I'll just let them go ahead.

[harajuku_kage]

There is something seriously, seriously wrong with your brain.

[undid]

But you like it.

And besides.

You haven't answered the question.

[harajuku_kage]

...You first ask them for forgiveness, because maybe they won't kill you. When they try to, anyway, you fight. And when you die, maybe you die knowing that your friends don't hate you quite as much as they did when they woke up that morning.

And no, I don't. I prefer you sane.

[undid]

...I like that answer. 'Sa good answer.

'zat make me a good actor, then?

[skiesdo]

Finally lost it, hm?

[undid]

Lost what?

[skiesdo]

I should think that would have been obvious, what with you talking to yourself.

[undid]

...I'm not allowed to entertain myself?