So, uh, yeah. Everything's fine. Uh. Yeah. You know, not even fine, it's good. It's great, it's fanfuckingtastic and you know what, I don't even know who I'm kidding, but I definitely know that it is going to be a long time before you and I go drinking again ( Read more... )

I could write a whole bunch of shit about how I've been cooped inside of my own volition for almost four weeks, but that's not honestly what I want to talk about. I finally called someone to get the air conditioning fixed. I watched television, watched shows I recorded a while ago wanting to see what was going on - I'm up to date on all my dramas. ( Read more... )

So, other than the fact that life sucks and my air conditioner isn't just magically coming back on goddammit everything's pretty much fine. I'm working on learning how to spontaneously combust, mostly because I'm sure it's easier than dousing yourself in lighter fluid in a crowded room and waiting for somebody to make a mistake with a candle; I'm ( Read more... )

Dear World,

Let's have hate sex.

Quick, before the hate wears off.

Love,
うずまきナルト

To sum things up, life sucks and everyone hates me. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Everyone in my own gang hates me. Oh, and Sasuke's. But other than that, I'm beloved the motherfucking world over. Can't even touch this. Thank God there's symbolic animals that always ( Read more... )

I don't know if this counts as a plan of action so much as it counts as acting without a plan. Or maybe it counts as hiding in plain sight? The hell I would know. The witness protection program is supposed to be working against me, right?

So, apart from the fact that I got the numbers back from a certain somewhere, and a certain someone hasn't been filling their quota (you know who you are), everything for April matches up. I think Baa-chan's going to have me working off those snakes for a lifetime, but I guess two months isn't really enough to measure how mad she is was ...is? may ( Read more... )

Seven guesses at what I'm holding behind my back. ♥

You're going to die in seven hours - inevitably and in a way you cannot possibly change or otherwise prevent - and have simultaneously realized that you are - irreversibly - the largest dillhole to ever roam the earth and that the majority of your friends hate you, and will actively (and without qualm) partake and participate in your death. What ( Read more... )

So things are either slowly getting better or quickly getting worse, and I'm optimistic enough to hope it might be the former, but paranoid enough to be sure it's the latter. It's a weird bunching sensation. I don't know. I feel like I'm hanging from a bungee cord, which is fine and all, but I'm not exactly sure how I got here, so it's kind of ( Read more... )

Doesn't my awesome just make you want to wet yourself?

Don't.

I'm just clarifying. ♥

Poker Night's tomorrow, as of now. Before you escape, Neji. ♥ You've gotta get a taste of Poker Night. You'll be happy you did. Lee, you and me can go shopping beforehand; I think I know exactly where we can go to get those oranges. ♥ Tenten, I assume you'll be ( Read more... )