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[undid]

So, apart from the fact that I got the numbers back from a certain somewhere, and a certain someone hasn't been filling their quota (you know who you are), everything for April matches up. I think Baa-chan's going to have me working off those snakes for a lifetime, but I guess two months isn't really enough to measure how mad she is was ...is? may

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[yakuzablossom]

I can stop by on my way home from class to check the numbers if that's good for you. And no, you can use that lotion with someone else.

[undid]

Sounds great. You know I'm not the best at math. And, c'mon, it'll make my hands less hot. And it'll make you smell even better than you already do.

[yakuzablossom]

But I like the fact that you're always warm. It's relaxing. (And no, none of that is meant to be taken further in meaning than simply that.) *taps chin, trying to turn his logic on him* Well, if it makes me smell even better, then I'll have to start going out a lot more, won't I? Test my luck and such.....

[undid]

...or you could just test it on me. I'm a great tester. 've gotta good nose.

[skiesdo]

I know what you're talking about.

Do not put yourself between my uncle and me.

[ P R I V A T E; ]

[undid]

I'll do whatever I have to.

I need you to shut him up, Neji, or I need you to end it.

Preferably before your uncle calls again.

Naruto.

[skiesdo]

If you don't involve yourself, it will not be a problem for you.

[ P R I V A T E; ]

[undid]

Did I not say how much I didn't want to have this conversation or be involved at all? Neji, I'm on your side. The only reason Hiashi isn't beating down your door yet is because I told Tsunade and Jiraiya to give me time to "talk you out of it", which I'm going to try and use in a roundabout way to get them out of this so that it's yours to deal with for the rest of time.

You shut him up your way, or I have to shut him up their way and I am not your parent and so if we could just avoid that? That'd be fucking wonderful.

[Naruto]

[harajuku_kage]

I'm sorry I haven't been around. There was a transportation incident with some members of the Fei You Di Yuan from Hong Kong, and I'm afraid I must be making arrangements to go there soon - but that is not the issue right now.

What do you need?

[ P R I V A T E; ]

[undid]

God damn it all. Transportation incident? Not one that involves you going because they won't come. That better fuckin' not be what it is. (If it is? I'm coming. I don't care if you like it or not. I'm coming, 'fthat's what's up.)

Don't apologize for anything.

I just want you over here.

...I have things to show you.

Re: [ P R I V A T E; ]

[harajuku_kage]

Naruto, my leaving is nonnegotiable. You cannot come with me, because you have enough to deal with here. Besides, this is Suna business. Don't worry, though; I won't be leaving until the end of June. However, I will be gone most likely for the entire month of July.

I apologize for apologizing.

...I suppose I'll be on my way, then, though I really am not sure if I want to know what you expect me to do with a dove.

[ P R I V A T E; ]

[undid]

Nonnegotiable? Everything's negotiable. If it isn't, then you obviously haven't pulled out all the stops. (Whole month of July? Goddamn, Gaara, the fuck am I going to do without you for an entire month?)

...doesn't that defeat the purpose?

You'll get it once you get here.

[undid]

Oh, can do. We can throw knives at the wall together. It'll be utterly fantastic. Well, I mean, not for your landlord, but hell. I'll bring some of my own, too. Unless you want to come over and see the birds instead.

[undid]

Birds.