( she just wants to live her life this way )

( i'll tell you the story of my life )

( so stay on my arm, you little charmer )

( he knows so much about these things )

( don't you find this absurd? )

( until you've seen the sun thrown over smashed human bone )

( and said never never never again )

[I couldn't resist posting this, despite the horrible un-canon of it all. The madness may even continue. -- Edited to add content and also make Yaxley sound a little less like Rorschach in his angry-time.]

A Vague and Inconsistent Chronicle of the Life of One A.L. Yaxley
( 1980 - August )

( and let me kiss you )

( and i fell out of bed twice )