roxannne/roxybebop, being the amazing person she is, dressed as Rerun for halloween on friday ( Read more... )

a couple of weeks ago, i had the honor of being in the wedding of caslab and saltywench. a bestevs wedding. the wedding party and bride strolled down the aisle to the music of the royal tennenbaum's soundtrack. when the bride and groom were officially hitched, they walked back down the aisle to that one Rushmore/Creation song. and when they were ( Read more... )

tonight is the premiere of joe millionaire deuce, the show i have been working on for a couple of months. it's on FOX, at 8pm. yeah, we're a bunch of assholes. it pays the goddam bills though.

at the clem snide show last night, i saw that bruce guy from kids in the hall. and he kept staring at me. and me, having a staring problem myself, kept staring back. creepy ( Read more... )

a few years back, all i wanted in life was to have a boy who would refer to me as his "tenderoni." now, all i want is a man to call me "darlin'"

i'm growing up.

an open invitation to all in los angeles ( Read more... )

when i saw lori petty at the polls in burbank yesterday, i knew we were in for a rough year.

thank you, Roxanne, for making me love the sound of my own voice.


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i went to a lady dentist today who happens to be on my dental discount plan. english wasn't her first language. my old dentist in florida bore a striking resemblence to gary busey.

i'm neither a xenophobe or a garybusey-o-phobe. but i am now officially afraid of dentists.

is it bad that looking at graduate programs on the east coast start giving me heart palpatations and stomichal twinges?