119. FANFIC: "Damage Control"

[unfinishedwing]

Title: Damage Control
Fandom: EXO
Pairing/Characters: kaixing / kailay; OT6-K plus Luhan and Lay
Genre: Humor and a bit of mushy romance
Rating: PG-13 for some slight swearing and mentions of sexy timez
Words: ~5000
Summary: The K members have a sleepover in their living room for a little group powwow so that Joonmyun can deal with his leader complex;

Comments

[k_omorebi]

SPOT ლ(o◡oლ)

[k_omorebi]

“Why does his look like the emperor’s bedding while mine looks like it’s from the peasants’ nursery,” Sehun complains.
Do you have a leader complex?”
PEASANTS. TO SEHUN, EVERYONE IS A PEASANT..and Sehun would point that out. So sassy.

Omg if I could quote this whole thing I would but omg this was so crazy @~@ XDDDD And okay, xiuhan..w/e but in the end it was Lay who text Kai, not Luhan? (sorry I'm so dense..) Lay so mean D: hahahaha

lmfao please let these sleepovers be true b/c they're pretty much wild and crazy stupidfests

[unfinishedwing]

Noooooo is it not clear enough in the last section ;~; It's Lay who's playing with Jongin. Each section (Luhan/Lay in Beijing vs K in Seoul) do not necessarily happen right after another (ie, there's some overlap). So all the texts that are sent from Lay's phone, Lay says they're from Luhan, but they're actually from Lay -- sent while Luhan was in the shower. Lay likes to tease. Does that make sense? ;___;

Everyone is a peasant to Sehun (even though he's not royalty like Suho haha) because he leads a thug life and nobody is cooler than him okay. (omg I really wanted to change his sleeping bag to say "THUG LIFE" when I saw his jacket lmao.)

I demand sleepover stories from them in their future interviews lol.

and tee hee xiuhan ♥

[k_omorebi]

Lol I reread it and now it makes sense...I think I was too groggy at the time X_x should not read ff after just waking up.

Looooool thug life omg. I just saw that.

Xiuhan......they're cute :T

[antrea]

FUCK I'm not at my computer SPOT I mean it's kind of late bcuz I'm like a quarter through the fic but I'm already DYING I am fucking dying I hate you ok I'm going to continue reading

[antrea]

"DO YOU THINK HE GOT IT CUSTOM MADE"

[antrea]

NOOOO WHAT THE FUCK LUHAN PLS

[unfinishedwing]

DO NOT READ THE ABOVE COMMENTS BECAUSE SPOILERS

[sanctuairee]

To: Zhang Yixing 12:06AM
Hyung, why are you all the way in China. Save me :(

To: Zhang Yixing 12:09AM
Hyung, why aren’t you answering me?!?!

christ jongin it was three minutes

“Are we going to start gossiping about the most popular girl in the school now? Talk about boys? Give each other manicures?”
sehun you little shit you

Baekhyun lifts a graceful hand to cover his not-so-graceful snort. “Ha, as if Kris would do anything to me. I have him wrapped around my manicured pinky finger. He adores me.”
my bias the diva (and otp)

“That’s the way,” Joonmyun says approvingly. “Let it all out, Jongin! That's what the Feelings Circle is for!"
i am crying joonmyeon is like those counselors in grade school with manic eyes and smiley face stickers for everyone

sob this was just perf and you are perf and just sobbing all over everything ;____;

[unfinishedwing]

Sobbing all over your comment ;___;

haha I was wondering if anybody was going to pay attention to the time stamps because I actually gave careful thought to them. To Jongin, three minutes is already too long...! And yup I played around with the idea of a baekris/krisyeol/baekrisyeol ot3 (my otp is krisyeol but baekris is really shippable too)

Sehun (and Baekhyun!) was one of my favorite characters to write in this fic. Bratty maknae is bratty.

Thank you for reading and commenting! ♥

[yixingz]

“Why does his look like the emperor’s bedding while mine looks like it’s from the peasants’ nursery,” Sehun complains
pmsl because it fits you, you brat.
“Are we going to start gossiping about the most popular girl in the school now? Talk about boys? Give each other manicures?”
“You think that these beautiful hands of mine stay pretty by themselves? Have a little sensitivity, maknae.”
baekhyun, you diva. ♥
To: Zhang Yixing 12:36AM
DON’T FUCKING SEND ME FUCKING HEARTS WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING SOMEBODY ELSE
To: Zhang Yixing 12:36AM
HAVE A LITTLE FUCKING DECENCY
cries ugly tears tbh. omfg, lololol jongin
To: Zhang Yixing 12:25AM
YOU. SUCK.
From: Zhang Yixing 12:26AM
Funny you say that, I’m doing that right now ;)
omg dying. /jumps off a cliff

can i love you. can i like feed your cookies because i love you. omg, omg. ;o

[unfinishedwing]

adfjaldf;adsfadsf somebody thinks what I write is funny. Can I love you back. Chocolate chip and snickerdoodles please! lol jk Thanks for reading and commenting, I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[hipployta]

LOL...YIXING IS AN EVIL MASTERMIND!!!

Luhan protests being treated like Duizhang.

K is a HOT MESS!

Lovely LOL

[unfinishedwing]

haha K is a hot mess indeed. Thanks for reading!!