hey all,
i moved here.
it's a sketchbook journal. if you don't want schlocky drawings by an underacheiving pen tablet owner on your friends page, don't add me.
if you do, we should certainly be friends.

My mom: In college, my roommates and I were trying to pinpoint the exact border in New Jersey where a south Jersey accent stopped and a north Jersey accent started. We found out it was the Woodbridge Center in Edison, because half the people pronounced it "Woodbridge Center" and the other half pronounced it "Woodbridge Cen'er."
My stepdad: Well I ( Read more... )

In a Past Life...
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I have an idea. Let's take the sea and put it where the land is, and take the land and put it where the sea was.

You guys I mangled my thumb on the door to the pastry case at work.

Do I go to the walk-in clinic or what? It looks like somebody drew on my thumb with blue magic marker.

Hey Everybody!
Does a whale yawn?

Hey, I think I'm ready to have my own pet. I might want a nice fish, or a small kitten, but I'm not sure. What do you think I should get?

forgetting about an item you bid on at eBay and winning it

+ not knowing how to get out of paying

+ a foreign sounding name

=

This message was sent after the listing closed. amaliaventuri is the winner.
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--UNIQUE--
1. Nervous Habits: Getting really mad, digging at my cuticles.
2. Are you double jointed: Both my thumbs are.
3. Can you roll your tongue: Only to the left.
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time: The left one.
5. Can you blow spit bubbles: Not very impressive ones.
6. Can you cross your eyes: Yes.
7. Tattoos: I want one of a xylophone on my ( Read more... )

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