The horsefucker slutking is dead and nobody told me?

[ungoliant]

All right, class, hands up: who thought I was gone? *tsk* Idiots. I've just been taking a break, saving up energy, incubating a new batch of eggs, waiting for just the right occasion

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[menelsul]

I match!

Wait. That's not good, is it?

[ungoliant]

Depends. How good do you taste?

[menelsul]

Not very?

*eyedart* I'm under Nahar's protection. No touchie.

[7thequiet]

Many thanks, lady Ungoliant. You may have your choice of fodder from among the disloyal of the kingdom. bows politely

[ungoliant]

*smile* Thank you, darling. I'm in the mood for elf, actually. Or maia, barring your delightful husband of course. Seen any around?

[forsaken_one]

My... you're looking especially radiant today, have you been sucking the life out of elves again?