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it's so hard to find a decent meal these days. My menu options are currrently:

A: The meal that someone else is already eating
B: The meal in the trough
C: The un-balanced meal
D: The kids meal

I guess the best meals are the ones you cook for yourself. :)

My family helped out one of my friends a few years ago when he was trying to move south. He subsequently took our generosity for granted ( Read more... )

so i guess i do have a brain.

i don't have much to say, other than how humbling it is to make a joke in a bar that no one laughs at. I am a bumbling bozo.... The power of alcohol has failed me. I guess the only thing left is to learn how to breath fire and juggle various breakable objects, like faberge eggs or ming vases. Maybe if i work really hard, i'll become a ( Read more... )

it's always wonderful to find out that your ex has turned gay.....

I have a soft-spot for intellectual, smart musicians (although they don't have to be musicians) who look kindof gay and like to ponder and write ( Read more... )

my deductible is $500.00
the price to fix my car, which some obviously blind person crashed into WHILE IT WAS PARKED in White Plains is $493.50
a car-mounted rocket-launcher is approximately $12,200.
The satisfaction of being able to blow up every car in White Plains: priceless!

sometimes, in the meat market of life, it's nice to know that filet-mignon exists amid the many hot-dogs and road-kills that clutter up the shelves.

EASY come, easy GO!