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[unhobbityhobbit]

A squirrel tried to climb me today.

It's ok, I fought it off. It'll take more than one mangy squirrel to get my lunch off me.

Comments

[teithiwr]

Gaaaah, I hate it when squirrels do that!

[unhobbityhobbit]

I gave it a stern talking to. I think it understood. *nods*

[schweedie]

Next time tell it the joke about the squirrel who realised he forgot to store acorns for the winter and then it was dead. Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead! That'll teach him. (Sorry. Dug moment.)

[unhobbityhobbit]

I will hug you. For Dug should be hugged.

The only problem is that that joke is quite long. It may have to be shortened to "Rocks fall, squirrels die".