This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!

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Facebook is the new Eljay. I love everyone and everything. Schools great and busy. Going to be working at the radio station here from 2-6AM. Evryone should listen. I'll field questions if you have them.

Love,
Nick

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There is a point at which stoicism isn't possible. I've surpassed it. Only one other time have I been this close to doing something dramatic. My old eljay readers know what I'm talking about.

Why me? What divine being did I please? What sort of a downward spiral have I started on? When did it start? How do I fix everything? What the fuck? How come jello never un-gelatinizes unless you swish it around in your mouth? WHY THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME? These questions and more every second of the day in Nick's mind. Tune in. I'm ( Read more... )

I'm fine. You?

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Part Romantic Kisser


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Some say you can't teach an old dog new tricks. I went to Envy last night. It was different, not awful, and mildly interesting. Kudos to Nolan. Dress rehearsal for hell, prom, I meant prom. Ha ha, just playing you now I love you.