Quick Period of Emo-esque Whining Melting into Cynicism

[uniquelyuntitld]

I totally just had a revelation. Must have been that acid I took just a few minutes ago. The picture known as my default picture is a metaphor for my romantic life thus far. No matter how far I stick my tongue out I get laughed at. Let me expound upon this very enigmatic sentence. No matter how hard I try, no matter what I do, no matter who

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[nielswidger]

Nick, why do you hate me? It's because I'm black isn't it? You bastard!

Goddamnit Niels!

[uniquelyuntitld]

You know why I hate you? It's the smell. Everyone should go to goatse.cx! Most amazing landscape photo ever. HA!