Tenth Rocket Jump

[unless_itsafarm]

-Ladies and gentlemen, this is 849 Goldberg Street. And for those of you who are not already familiar with it, THIS is the home of the Soldier.

He is drunk. And so is muffled_noises. And they have pots on their heads.

What are they doing with pots on their heads? They are ramming each other.Ladies and gentlemen, this is 849 Goldberg Street. And this is not

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[kimitoaruiteku]

[Is making his way back to Ed's house when he comes across this.]

[unless_itsafarm]

-THERE'S A LOT OF SCREAMING SUDDENLY.-

[kimitoaruiteku]

[Wh-what the?!]

[unless_itsafarm]

-THIS IS THE WAY OF MEN, YOUNG ALPHONSE-

[mokorilove]

Pathetic!!

[Stands there quite firmly with his arms folded.]

You two should be ashamed.

[unless_itsafarm]

-Uh oh. Hold the phone. He did NOT just say that.-

Excuse me?

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[mokorilove]

Headbutting each other with pots on your head? Completely ridiculous. A real, noble, strong manly man--

[mokorilove]

USES ONLY THEIR BARE HEADS!!

[on_a_yoyo]

[You two have a very nervous/confused puppet who thinks you guys are idiots.]

What in the Sam hill are you doing?!

[unless_itsafarm]

-They can't even hear him over how manly they are being.-

[ona_yoyo]

You're gonna get yourself hurt. Or some poor sap walking by...

[unless_itsafarm]

-Another loud clang.-

[makemebreakfast]

[Arcueid simply stands and watches for a long time...before she cannot contain her excitement any longer.]

That looks like fun!!

[unless_itsafarm]

-CLANG! AGAIN!-

[makemebreakfast]

[Arcueid is just clapping and laughing.]

C'mon, you two can do better than that! I wanna see some skulls crack!!

[unless_itsafarm]

DO NOT LOOK AT ME, WOMAN, I DID NOT ASK YOU A QUESTION!

I love you guys forever

[freakinblur]

[Just

watching from across the street

H-he doesn't miss the rest of is team or anything, shut up]

♥

[muffled_noises]

*Another loud CLANG and Pyro stumbles backwards. He catches a glimpse of something blue and tilts up the edge of his pot slightly.

...Then he sees Scout and, surprisingly, says nothing. No, no, he's far too interested in concussing himself to start a fight.*

[unless_itsafarm]

-Soldier... has not noticed.-

[freakinblur]

[Oh you think you guys can just ignore him? Pfffft]

What in the hell are you morons doin'? Like ya need any more brain damage!