Comments | unless_itsafarm: First Rocket Jump

unless_itsafarm

First Rocket Jump

Nov 26, 2009 21:08

-The voice that comes over the phone is not happy. In fact, it is the epitome of angry.-

MEDIC! WHAT IN THE BLUE BLAZING HELL DID YOU PUT IN MY COFFEE, YOU SICK NAZI SON OF A BITCH!

...

... Mashed potatoes are good, though.

WHY AM I MARRIED TO A JAP? WITH A JAP SON?

... Turkey ain't bad either...

I WANT SOME ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM ON ( Read more... )

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1/2 muffled_noises November 27 2009, 04:09:52 UTC

*oh fucking hell, what timing*

muffled_noises November 27 2009, 04:10:52 UTC

Soldier.

... You're the last voice I expected to hear.

unless_itsafarm November 27 2009, 06:00:48 UTC

Pyro?! What in God's Great Name is going on in this hell?

... AND WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR MASK?

muffled_noises November 27 2009, 06:04:39 UTC

Holy shit, you actually recognized my voice.

...

I'm not wearing it so people can understand me, for once. I do have it, though.

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weaponsparked November 27 2009, 05:39:48 UTC

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Oh please tell me you aren't this place's incarnation of a weapons master with black armor...

unless_itsafarm November 27 2009, 06:01:28 UTC

Boy you had better start making sense before I put a size 12 boot in your ass shined and ready!

weaponsparked November 27 2009, 06:05:33 UTC

... Just... tell me your name isn't... Ironhide. Please.

unless_itsafarm November 27 2009, 08:17:21 UTC

... Are you coming on to me? Are you some kind of floppy wrist faggot?

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inb4gar November 27 2009, 06:51:39 UTC

[Oh god already getting a headache from this.]

What is this guy's problem? I can already tell I'm not going to like this at all.

You must be the new head of household... I suppose it's better than having a drone person taking the 'father' role.

unless_itsafarm November 27 2009, 08:18:11 UTC

DO NOT LOOK AT ME! I DID NOT ASK YOU A QUESTION!

... or wait, maybe I did...

inb4gar November 28 2009, 05:18:09 UTC

I already don't like this guy... why did it have to be like someone like this? Maybe the drone parent was better off for us.

Yeah, you did. Are you ready to listen now or should I just get ear plugs so you can finish yelling?

unless_itsafarm November 28 2009, 10:39:22 UTC

Explain to me everything you know, son. And don't fill it with any of your wang chung jap babble.

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yourfaithfulpet November 27 2009, 08:12:58 UTC

[Unlike Shirou, who seems to be taking this at least calmly. Nana's absolutely terrified and may or may not be lurking back away from the dining room altogether. He was big and loud, which was scary enough but the fact that he was apparently offended by her very presence was just the icing on the cake to speak.]

unless_itsafarm November 27 2009, 08:19:00 UTC

Oh did I scare you, miss?

... I don't think she can form words right now. yourfaithfulpet November 27 2009, 08:44:44 UTC

[He asked that? He's the one who had to just magically appear in her nice quiet home and make things all weird and stuff! She'd liked how things were just Shirou, the drones, and herself. Then he had to come and change everything just like that! To make it worse he goes around yelling really, really loud and saying mean things and then has the gal to ask if he's scared her?]

[All you're going to get is a nervous squeak out of this one, she's practically vibrating with terror. What did you expect? Can you not watch your manners when there is a sensitive young woman around?]

unless_itsafarm November 27 2009, 10:04:29 UTC

Erm... maybe shock and awe ain't such a great approach with the women folk...

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brbpouncingyou November 27 2009, 14:58:48 UTC

You are so looooud.

Shut up.

unless_itsafarm November 27 2009, 15:58:04 UTC

AND YOU HATE AMERICA!

brbpouncingyou November 27 2009, 16:58:24 UTC

Not really. He's a cool guy.

Or are you referring to the actual country, not the personification?

unless_itsafarm November 28 2009, 02:14:49 UTC

Do you even know how to make sense?

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