Entry #1

[unlucky_byrde]

Hello! Maggey Bryde reporting for duty!

Though I have been blogging online for awhile now, Detective Gumshoe told me about this one in particular and I decided to give it a try. Thank you again, sir!

I suppose I should talk about what I have been up to recently. I just got a new job! My old one didn't quite work out... I really didn't start that fire

Comments

[epic_hair_toss]

Hmmm.

I thought you were in jail.

[unlucky_byrde]

Oh!

It's you!! The prosecutor who gave me the Guilty verdict!!

I was released and the real murderer was taken away. I told you I didn't do it!

[epic_hair_toss]

What

WHAAAAAAAAT!?

I won that case! I defeated that upstart, Wright, once and for all! What game are you playing at here, young lady!?

[unlucky_byrde]

Ha! That's what you think! That wasn't even the real Mr. Wright! He'd never lose to you!

[unlucky_byrde]

Oh! Hello again! I feel so bad I can't remember your name...

And I always remember to pack my own lunch so I don't have to spend money elsewhere! That's what my mother taught me! Saves money!

[unlucky_byrde]

Discounts? Membership cards?

Oh wow! How do I get one of those?

[acehighmarshall]

Y'all're doin' mighty fine down here at the saloon, darlin'.

Y'might try a li'l harder t'not spill a whole mess o' drinks on our regulars in the future, though. Just sayin'.

[unlucky_byrde]

Yes, Mr. Marshall sir!

Last week I only got five people! I'm doing better already, sir!

[acehighmarshall]

Well, 'gardless, it's good t'have an extra couple o' hands 'round the place.

If'n y'all want, ah kin try t'educate y'all in the finer points o' Texan speakin'...

[unlucky_byrde]

Would you really, sir?

That would be awesome!!

[officerscruffy]

M-M-Maggey!

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[unlucky_byrde]

Hello, Detective Gumshoe, sir!

Would you mind if I friended you?

[officerscruffy]

No! I-I think you should, pal! That'd be great!

I'll friend you back, if you want!

[unlucky_byrde]

I would really like that, sir.

This way we can keep in contact more.

[miss_cadaverini]

Hello... Miss Bryde...

Hmm... fire? A very... classy... method, I must say. I would not... have expected it of you... he... he... he...

[unlucky_byrde]

A fire is classy?

I'm sorry! I don't quite understand what you mean...