They can have the place!

[unmaker]

I give up.

The public sucks, fuck hope. - George CarlinAs soon as I get my spaceship fixed, my UFO cult and I are gonna blow this Terran taco-stand to kingdom come. You guys wanna inherit the Earth? Fine. It's all yours. Enjoy the molten rock... bastards

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[cliffsname]

I think if you leave now you'll miss out on seeing just how quickly W can turn the world into a molten slagheap.

And go back and read our discourse on love in order to appreciate what humanity has to offer.

[unmaker]

You know how people look when they just bit into a really sour lemon. That's the face I'm making at you. Like, as we speak.

[mrgage]

Dude....my hand has been up for years lol

[unmaker]

Great! We can use the spaceship as a cabin. It has a temporal satellite that receives transmissions from an alternate divergent timeline where television doesn't suck. And destroying the Earth won't interfere with the signal!

[mrgage]

excellent!!!!

[museumgirl]

Umm, I think that if you have a group of hermits, it kind of defeats the purpose! ;)

And yeah, people and the public sucketh mightily. That's why I long ago gave up being "floor staff" at museums. Yuck.

[unmaker]

"Umm, I think that if you have a group of hermits, it kind of defeats the purpose!"

Hence the humor. :-) And if I were to hand pick a group of people to survive the Earth's destruction, it wouldn't be from a pool of people who'd join a cult, UFO or otherwise. :->

"And yeah, people and the public sucketh mightily. That's why I long ago gave up being "floor staff" at museums. Yuck."

Well, that about kills the remainder of my hope for the species. If the patrons of a museum aren't tolerable...

[vengeant]

Well, patrons of a museum are usually there against their will, almost always involving school.

[strange_ink]

I don't know what straw broke the camel's back for you, but I've been feeling like picking up stakes and telling the world to kiss my ass for a while now. I just don't like people very much anymore. Not at all.

[unmaker]

I never had cause to believe that you liked people in the first place, Sean. :-)

[strange_ink]

Oh, I liked people in theory just fine.

See, I've come to a much better understanding of the story of Frankenstein. I now see why the good doctor abandoned his creation in terror and shame mere moments after giving it life. I'm convinced that the real horror to Frankenstein wasn't that he had made a monster, but that he had made just another lousy human being. 'It all looked so promising on the drawing board,' he probably thought as he shook his head in dispair.

[unmaker]

Ah yes, what a tangled web we weave when first we seek to conceive. :-)

[vengeant]

Hey, I happen to know Aikido!

...well, okay, I read a how-to book on it. But that should be good enough for a bunch of hermits! I'll even bring the book along! We might even be able to retitle it "To Serve Man"...

Bottom Line: I'm in. I've been in ever since I looked out my window at the Co-op and thought to myself, "You know, this area here, this whole LA area, is really very beautiful. This would be paradise.... if it weren't for all the fucking assholes masquerading as people here."

[unmaker]

Yes. Down with the pod people!

[vengeant]

I want to find the field where they grow assholes, and use some homemade napalm to torch the place, before they can infest LA any more.

[bilboh20]

The problem is that LA is one of many breeding grounds for assholes.