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[unnatural_20s]

Looks like it's finally time.

Attention party members! Our first campaign has started! Our quest: to catch as many turkeys as possible and gorge ourselves on their rich, juicy XP! And, uh, meat, if you're into that sort of thing.

I'd like to get us all gathered together for a mass hunt- you know, for safety. For all we know, these could be Level 15

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[unnatural_20s]

But me mispronouncing your name is part of our hilarious character dynamic!

[thelostseraph]

. . . I have a knife. Would you like me to carve that golden turkey?

[unnatural_20s]

Of course not! I'm hanging on to this one until I find a Black Turkey so I can breed them!

[thelostseraph]

. . . Is not the Golden Turkey the pinnacle of turkey evolution already?

[unnatural_20s]

I would expect nothing less from someone who has yet to behold the blinding glory of the majestic Platinum Chocobo.

[explosion_array]

As your leader, I'll be confiscating 25% of your caught turkeys, but... ummm... I'll pay you in a... 10% bonus to XP that comes out of not my total but some kind of questy free XP thing.

[unnatural_20s]

Would it be weird if I said I love you?

[explosion_array]

Incredibly so, so I'm going to assume that was a bad joke.

[unnatural_20s]

Yeah, let's go with that!

[da_beat_is_on]

I ain't got no apron or pointy shit.

A real man uses fists, yo!

[unnatural_20s]

Spoken like a true Black Belt! However, I feel I should point out that a real real man uses a +6 Iron Sword and an assortment of ice spells.