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[unnatural_20s]

Guys! GUYS. I've been reading up on this Odysseus guy? You are not going to freaking believe this. I'm utterly blown away, and I'm about to blow you too. Prepare to be blown like you've never been blown before.

It's no wonder I got turned into Odysseus for the event: he was the original fractactical genius! Basically, there was this war going on

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[explosion_array]

[unnatural_20s]

*has already managed to get himself entangled in the bowstring*

Lil' help.

[explosion_array]

*LAUGHS*

[unnatural_20s]

I'll just wait for the jealousy to sink in.

...

Still waiting.

[ace_of_11s]

Well, I suppose drowning yourself is one way to leave the island.

I don't think everyone will be into that, though.

[unnatural_20s]

I know! Cretins. I guess they can have fun knitting while the rest of us are drowning in victory.

[hailbeautyqueen]

I'd point out the numerous flaws in your plan right there, but it sooooo much easier and just as satisfying to call you a moron.

[unnatural_20s]

Apparently only some of us were paying attention in History class. And English. "it so much easier?" Honestly.

[hailbeautyqueen]

It takes a big man to use an insignificant typo as a defense.

How about instead of drowning yourself via wooden horse, I just throw you a few miles into the ocean~?

[unnatural_20s]

Two words:

Sea. Turtles.

[cherrygloves]

...You're an idiot.

[unnatural_20s]

They called Thomas Edison an idiot too, y'know.