-neogeo-

[unnatural_20s]

Oh, my, what amazing coincidences! The island starts sticking people together, and suddenly everyone starts "accidentally" finding reasons to touch each other. You people couldn't be any less creative if you just took off your clothes and threw yourselves into a dogpile. Note to self, explore that idea later. Well, I'll have you know that some of

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[magicbloomers]

Good point!

[magicbloomers]

It makes no sense.

Unless everyone was touching all the time but never posted about it, or kept it behind private filters? Personally, I don't see many days go by where I'm not covertly touching a bunch of people!

[unnatural_20s]

Ridiculous! If people were already touching each other for no reason, they wouldn't run off screaming when I do it.

[thelostseraph]

. . . Why would you ever want to be attached to someone?

[unnatural_20s]

*looks at Ledah*

*looks at Etna*

*looks at Ledah*

I could ask you the same thing.

[thelostseraph]

This was entirely accidental.

[Ledah starts smoking. Literally. Etna may feel hot.]

[unnatural_20s]

It always is.

[ace_of_11s]

What is wrong with you?

[unnatural_20s]

Crippling loneliness.

Also, head cancer. Yeah. I bet you feel pretty horrible now.

[ace_of_11s]

Head cancer, huh? That sounds too good to be true.

[unnatural_20s]

Your cruel barbs pain me even worse than the head cancer.

[allnaturalmagic]

You actually want to be stuck to someone? It isn't exactly easy to get around like this.

[unnatural_20s]

Trust me, "getting around" isn't usually a problem for me in any case.

[allnaturalmagic]

I... see.

[explosion_array]

*grabs from behind*

[vigilante_miko]

*assaults violently with punchings*

[unnatural_20s]

*whines loudly with whinings*