Comments | unomesowell: Ok, I fell. Stop looking at me.

unomesowell

Ok, I fell. Stop looking at me.

Aug 04, 2012 10:02

So yesterday I fell. Not like tripped over anything or got pushed, no, I fell off the sidewalk. There were witnesses and I was sure I was more embarrassed than hurt. When the shock wore off I realized hurt is actually very prominent. My right knee got a good grazing and is swollen but it should heal pretty quickly. My left leg is hamburger. not ( Read more... )

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unomesowell August 4 2012, 15:21:29 UTC

Christa also submits "attacked by wet gremlins". The word wet really makes it for me.

leviathan0999 August 4 2012, 15:22:33 UTC

1: Chitauri Invasion; you fought them off singlehanded.

2: LAND SHARKS!!!!!

3: "I let Guilderoy Lockhart heal a mosquito bite."

4: "You heard about that Australian millionaire who's cloning dinosaurs? Yeah, he's got an early start."

5: "You didn't know I'm Jackie Chan's stunt double?"

unomesowell August 4 2012, 15:44:39 UTC

Oh my god these are hilarious! who knew injury would bring out the creativity in everyone! I am seriously considering making this a class writing prompt!

unomesowell August 4 2012, 15:43:10 UTC

Erica: Only Lady Gaga can actually pull off that meat dress look.

Erica: I was trying out for the new reality show "Are you faster than angry cats?

Erica : I was out of clean towels. Note to self, sandpaper is not the answer.

Erica: What, you never just got sick of having leg skin all the time? I wanted something new.

unomesowell August 4 2012, 23:40:22 UTC

Chris: Ever heard of a momma bear defending her cubs, ya well sometimes she loses?

Chris: Ever seen what happens if you don't check for water I the waterside? Well now you have.

Chris: Ever heard it costs an arm and a leg? Well I got a discount.