I bought a valentines gift for a girl I like but she was at the dentist having her tooth removed so I didn't see her

Walking home ( Read more... )

Byron bought a Playstation 3 yesterday and smuggled it home (for some reason) from his work. He has actually booked a long weekend off to play it - such devotion! Unfortunately this means that we won't be able to play any two-player games because there's no way I have the determination to catch up with his new skills ( Read more... )

Okay, so I was told I could return to work on Monday but after 2 1/2 hours my manager called my other manager and told her to send me home imediately. I was told I could work 10:00-14:00hrs today but when I got there they only let me work 10:00 - 13:00hrs. Furthermore, the only other day I'm allowed to work this week is Thursday ( Read more... )

I have a cursed credit card. I knew there was something odd about it but Byron told me yesterday that it was clearly cursed and he's probably right ( Read more... )

I'm rejoining the real world - my doctors say I'm allowed to go back to work on Monday so I decided I should get ready for socializing as well. I realised that every time I've been to a pub or club in the last 3 years I've been wearing the same new rock boots - and they were knackered hand-downs from Saiira when I got them! Shoes last way longer ( Read more... )

Feyde (the Norwegian forest cat) is two now and people have remarked that she no longer looks like a scarecrow or smells like fish! Unfortunately she's getting to big to want to sit on my knee so she sits on Byron now. She's still got two more years to grow!

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Our landlord's selling the flat so I'll be moving to the 5th home I've had since I started seeing Byron. We're going to live together again in the next flat and we're moving at the end of May. We haven't chosen a place to live yet but it will be in the same area as we live now (there's other flats in our street which are cheaper and nicer so we ( Read more... )

I've been off work for three weeks already and I'm still signed off for another two so I thought it would do me good to get out of the house for a bit. I walked to the village to get some groceries and as soon as I was in Tesco I realised I was wearing odd shoes! I felt like such a fool. One was clearly higher than the other so I don't know how I ( Read more... )

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