dude my first day at work was sick dude. i loved it, we were in downtown ghetto st augustine. these black guy broke into the back of the beer truck. it was funny as hell dude.

so i went to my orientation today. dude....this jobs gonna be bad ass!!!! i found out my job will be riding in an 18 wheeler all day delivering beer....true. i got my uniform today too. they gave me these little ass shorts dude...i mean little. but i have no choose but to wear them. also my boss told me i need to get my CDL ASAP. so tomorrow i'm ( Read more... )

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so how bout i got in an accident today, i was going to that new walmart off monument, i went down this road then decided i didnt want to take it. so i put my beastly of a car in reverse and without looking hit the gas. i smacked right in to that niggas car. it was clearly my fault. so step out and so does he. it was a big ass black dude in a little ( Read more... )

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sooo... i told my mom she was a nigger ( Read more... )

guess who just got promoted to GTL today?

me nigga
the newest GTL nigga

dude i'm on top of the world right now.

You are a
Social Liberal
(61% permissive)

and an...
Economic Conservative
(63% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Centrist

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so whats more fucked up?
the fact that hes moving his stuff out?
or the fact that i had to help him move his stuff out?

so dont let the world bring you down,
not everyones that fucked up and cold.

god i'm going through one of those phases again ( Read more... )