there are many changes to the things we do, the people we are and the people we assosciate with yet it takes time to realise that when it's done, it really is done, you can't bring back the moments, change the course or affect the ball thats rolling, it's a cunt, espescially when you know that it's nothing personal just an attack on those closest ( Read more... )

My Maggie Thatcher commemorative plate arrived today, let the good times roll.

I only want to have sex so I can stand up above the girl, squint, and say (in my best Clint Eastwood Impression ( Read more... )

On Christmas Eve, the Russian army activated a new fleet of Topol-M missiles that can fit a nuclear warhead and travel 6,000 miles, changing trajectory to foil any enemy interception device.

I sometimes fantasise about getting a blowjob from an eskimo. I think I'm attracted to minorities. My girl friend is half mexican half asian and she gives great head. Fair play to her

now that I have finally got my words to stop projecting violently past my lips before the brain even has time to work out if it was eant to be that or something else I still vote YES ( Read more... )

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that was a fantastic trip, I would like to thank my cast, my crew, my newspaper and my lovely coworker miss brothers...was like being in a 1960's positive propoganda film, all that was needed was the big ol VW

it just happens ok, like sorry yeah I know it already so just accept this apology now for I doubt I will remember tomorow.

haha

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behat at you I say screnoob