Promise me, Renee.mcdangerOctober 19 2005, 22:02:05 UTC
Promise me you won't get caught up in the whirlwind of moral depravity that is thae Wisconsin paper mill industry.
Promise me the next time I see you you'll still be the Renee I knew and love, not a shivering hobgoblin with freshly inflamed track marks running up and down your arms.
Promise me you'll keep your head above the ever-rising tides of booze, guns, drugs, compulsive gambling, glue huffing, and general womanizing synonomous with paper and Wisconsin.
Promise me you'll remember that, no matter what anyone tells you, crack kills.
And above all, promise me you'll never become one of those stupid fucking football fans that wear cheese-shaped hats. I will end you if I ever catch you wearing a cheese-shaped hat.
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Promise me the next time I see you you'll still be the Renee I knew and love, not a shivering hobgoblin with freshly inflamed track marks running up and down your arms.
Promise me you'll keep your head above the ever-rising tides of booze, guns, drugs, compulsive gambling, glue huffing, and general womanizing synonomous with paper and Wisconsin.
Promise me you'll remember that, no matter what anyone tells you, crack kills.
And above all, promise me you'll never become one of those stupid fucking football fans that wear cheese-shaped hats. I will end you if I ever catch you wearing a cheese-shaped hat.
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