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[updollsdresses]

[Because Life has a wicked sense of humor, Teatime has been given an occupation that gives him far more access to children than anyone should be comfortable with. He's not quite sure what he teaches-- maths or maybe Spanish was mentioned at one point, possibly-- or even what grade level. Not like he cares. He'll teach any student that shows up, and

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[strike_you_out]

[FINALLY an interesting assignment. But since Slugger has yet to fully master writing in the English language, his "essay" is succinct and matter-of-fact.

However, to make up for this and his semi-abhorrent penmanship, he has added some meticulous visual enhancements. Included in the drawings is the choice murder weapon (a bat, of course) along with a pictorial demonstration of the author using said murder weapon upon the aforementioned victim's skull with properly marked trajectory. The ink of a red pen (likely "borrowed" from Miss Susan) is used to depict the more gruesome details.

All in all, what it really breaks down to is A) appear at random before victim, and B) immediately bludgeon victim. This is how he rolls.]

[raising hand] Finished.

[updollsdresses]

[Teatime examines the paper thoughtfully. Creativity will always get you far with him.]

Inelegant... But, very satisfying. Excellent work, sir.

[you get a sticker]

[strike_you_out]

[Inelegant, satisfying. How fitting. He'll be putting that sticker onto the front of his cap now in memory of his lost buttons.]

Am I free to go now?

[updollsdresses]

[He nods.] Yes, you are.

[strike_you_out]

[That was easy. He packs up to leave, but you can bet he's going to watch himself on the way out -- he saw what you did to those other students.]