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[updollsdresses]

[So, Teatime got the attack turkey.

And it's awesome.

So he'll just spend an hour or two stalking that motherfucker through the house before dismembering it in the living room in the most horrific way possible. The Macy's Day Parade bored him and he needed something to do.

A little while later, he'll pick up the phone.]

I rather like this holiday! Is

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[naivetes]

Today's a Holiday?

[updollsdresses]

Apparently, miss, though I'm not certain what it's about.

[naivetes]

What a peculiar holiday! Is your house locked as well?

[updollsdresses]

I haven't checked.

[man there was a turkey to kill he was a bit distracted]

[the_wee_big_hag]

[Breaking her rule of not talking to you.]

I assume your turkey was trying to attack you as well?

[updollsdresses]

Trying being the key word.

[this means they're fwiends yes]

[the_wee_big_hag]

[Sigh...]

They are rather easy to get rid off.

[Yes, Teatime. She can kill things too.]

[updollsdresses]

[not as good as him, though]

They're quite fun, either way.

[deaths_heritor]

You would.

[This is all Susan has time to get out before the sounds of maddened spider squashing can be heard.]

[updollsdresses]

Aren't you having fun, Susan?

["Haha you suck I got the best turkey I win Thanksgiving!"]

[deaths_heritor]

Oh, it's just jolly.

[SMASH]

Haven't gotten so much exercise [WHAM] since I chopped off [KASLAM] your fingers.

[updollsdresses]

Ah, yes, and then you died. Wasn't that fun!

[The hell is that noise.] Honestly, Susan, they don't put up that much of a fight. You're going a bit... overboard. [He is, of course, an expert in that subject.]