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[updollsdresses]

[Well, like most things in Teatime's life, Valentine's was highly traumatic and he will do his best to repress the entire incident in the most healthy way possible. At least he gets a present out of it, even though he doesn't recognize it at first. What strange lettering...

And then, it hits him: It's those books! The ones the wizard Sidney had

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[the_wee_big_hag]

[Oh hey...books. Assassin, books... assassin, books...]

Get something interesting.

[updollsdresses]

Indeed.

[But he's not looking up from it because haha now he has the cool thing and now it's time for Teatime to be the cool kid!

Right!]

[the_wee_big_hag]

[Walking over then. Hey Susan can yell at her later.]

What sort of books are they?

[updollsdresses]

Magic books.

[He's going to get slapped over this, isn't he.]

[absoluteisms]

[ she's just going to sit somewhere and watch you, not even bothering to hide or anything. ]

[updollsdresses]

... Hello. [Translation: Bitch take a picture it'll last longer.]

[absoluteisms]

Oh, no, I've been found! [ giggles ] What'cha do-oing?

[updollsdresses]

Reading, obviously.

This can only end in awesome

[flameyedhunter]

[A little girl on her way to school will look over to the funny-looking man reading strange and arcane books. Her gaze will linger on the books for some time.]

[updollsdresses]

[They're pretty sweet books, dude.

But apparently not very interesting because now Teatime is just staring. you. down.]

[flameyedhunter]

[Staring right the hell back. Her gaze isn't that of a shy little girl.]

[updollsdresses]

Do you see something interesting, miss?

[hangedhourai]

*Oh it's that loser tea-

Wait wait

hold up

Magic books? Alice is pinged.*

I was not aware you were interested in magic.

[updollsdresses]

[YES

NOW IT IS TEATIME WHO IS THE COOL ONE

EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO HIM FOR HE IS COOL NOW]

I like it when it's useful.

[hangedhourai]

*She's reaching down to grab one to look at it... without permission.*

[updollsdresses]

It's polite to ask someone for permission before touching their things.

[See, you get a warning! Isn't that nice of him?]

[is_childofwoe]

[Walking over from next door. Hey, it's her friend.]

Did you get something back?

[updollsdresses]

Yes. Something very... helpful.

Are you any good with magic, Miss Wednesday? [JOIN ME IN MY EVIL PLANS]

[is_childofwoe]

I know a few curses. But Grandmama is better with that sort of thing.

Is it a spell book?

[updollsdresses]

Yes, of ancient spells. I had a friend of mine recite them back on my world, but they're useless to me alone.