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Jul 12, 2010 13:14

[Now, when one wakes up to find two rosy-cheeked young children calling you Daddy and jumping on you when you were quite sure that but a few minutes ago you had been killed, there are only so many ways one can react. You could scream. You could scream and then go examine your surroundings. You could question the children as to your location. Or, ( Read more... )

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deaths_heritor July 13 2010, 01:23:58 UTC

Well, hello, Mr. Teatime. My name's Susan, and I'll be your sitter tonight.

updollsdresses July 13 2010, 01:29:44 UTC

[He doesn't drop the phone this time. This is an improvement.

He just holds it so hard there's an audible crunch on the other side.]

Why, Susan, how... nice to hear from you again.

deaths_heritor July 13 2010, 01:36:06 UTC

Let's set some ground rules for your stay, shall we? Inhume anyone and I'll personally see to your punishment. Simple.

updollsdresses July 13 2010, 01:40:52 UTC

That's a bit harsh, don't you think? Depriving me of my livelihood?

... Question: Do those drones count as people? Because if they do, we're going to have a slight... problem.

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kol_shevik July 13 2010, 04:03:11 UTC

Russia! ["Rossiya."]

updollsdresses July 13 2010, 04:07:24 UTC

That's a very... interesting name, Mr. Rossiya.

[Teatime is considerate and pronounces people's names correctly, unlike some assholes whose names I will not mention but their thread is right above this one.]

kol_shevik July 13 2010, 04:11:19 UTC

But yours is the funny sounding one, comrade.

[One day he'll tell you the story about how he made her bark like a dog.]

updollsdresses July 13 2010, 04:16:05 UTC

I don't my name is very funny at all, sir.

[It would make his day, if not his entire life.]

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katto_katto July 13 2010, 15:02:38 UTC

I've had several. You can call me Z.E. Wallachia.

updollsdresses July 13 2010, 18:43:11 UTC

It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance... Mr. Wallachia.

katto_katto July 14 2010, 21:04:48 UTC

Likewise, Mr. Teatime.

You are new, I guess?

wristsniper July 16 2010, 07:37:08 UTC

Armstrong.

...You're either overly friendly or a complete fake. Which is it?

updollsdresses July 16 2010, 07:41:10 UTC

I... suppose that's something you'll have to find out for yourself, isn't it, Miss Armstrong?

[GEE SHE SURE DOES REMIND HIM OF SOMEONE]

wristsniper July 16 2010, 07:49:53 UTC

[Oh yay, one of those.]

Major General Armstrong. And I don't care which you are, as long as it doesn't require getting your blood on my blade to figure it out.

But to respond that way, you must be the latter. Welcome to Mayfield. I'm sure we'll learn to coexist soon enough.

updollsdresses July 16 2010, 21:01:13 UTC

I'm sure it won't, and I'm more than sure that we will.

Major General? You must be part of the... military, then.

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