I AM SO OVER ENGAGEMENTS, WEDDINGS, PREGNANCIES AND BIRTHS.

SERIOUSLY.

NEW PLAN: Graduate college, work for a few months to save up money and travel until it runs out.
THEN: move to Israel, get a master's degree...

 Happy birthday to meee.

I'm crazy. I've never taken six classes before ( Read more... )

Thanksgiving Break reunion in SRQ!
There will absolutely, without a doubt, be drinking involved.
Who's gonna be there?

Andrew? Lenny? Galerman? Allie? Tucker?

C'mon, kids. Let's have a party.

I just read the last five entries of this thing and realized how shitty it is.
No, seriously. Ew. I think I might just delete it.

 
This is (supposedly) an actual letter sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph...

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your "Always" maxi pads
for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their
features. Why, without the Leak Guard Core or
Dri-Weave ( Read more... )

Any Jews wanna go to Israel for free? Anyone know of any Jews who want to go to Israel for free?

Update: Life is great. Camp is great. I'm happy for the first time in over a year. Hope all's well!

Dear God,

Sorry.

,
Amanda