WHAT THE H (police report 05-36926)

[upthestairs]

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a plan! in pictures...

[corduroy_suit]

[missgirlwonder]

I am sorry for your loss. I think it is clear you have a posse of crowbar-wielding hench(wo)men at your disposal, united by loyalty to you and love of the Internet as an information-disseminating device.
Also that picture is a thing of wonder and beauty.

[horseseed]

LIZ. I CAN BE REALLY STRONG. JUST ASK DARRYL. HE KNOWS MY PUNCHES. I HATE BIKE STEALERS. I HATE ANYTHING TO DO WITH BIKES WHEN THEY DO NOT RUN SMOOTHLY. I AM GOING TO PERSONALLY RYAN ATWOOD ALL OVER THOSE MOTHER F-ERS THAT DEALT YOU THAT ROTTEN HAND OF CARDS. NO SORROW SHALL BE WEPT. NO PAIN SHALL BE BLEED. REVENGE IS THE ONLY ANSWER. I AGREE WITH NATE THAT A CINDER BLOCK IS A VIABLE ANSWER. OTHERWISE, A GOOD HARD PUNCH IN THE FACE, THEN A SCREECH OF MY BRAND NEW FOX40 WHISTLE. YOU ARE TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR SUCH AN OCCURANCE AND, ALSO, I LOVE YOU (Mommy)TOO MUCH TO SEE YOU IN AGONY.
Love, your tough bitch,
Bitsy

[natebreed]

hey liz, isn't it time for some kind of story or anecdote to go in here? a "year-in-review" or somethin', or a holiday wrap-up?!?! ehhhh?!?!

[see_sharp]

LIZABETH! I DID NOT KNOW YOU! this entry is way old, but good picture. you are my friend (and sister).